This would be completely unacceptable, because I promised
her I would.
So... some of you
have heard the story about Splash Mountain.
I'm just going to admit, right now, that I was a little put off that
someone else's Splash Mountain picture became the focus of the media only days
after our little adventure, but whatever.
We'll all frown next time.
What I neglected to report was that after our refreshing
plunge, Sara and I reached what could only be described as slap happy. We got in line for the Jungle Cruise,
because... you know... it only makes sense to subject yourself to corny jokes,
in the middle of the night, when you're already pretty funny...
It took about three seconds for a sweet, older lady to
determine that the two women behind her in line (um... us) must certainly be
drunk. In her defense, she had no idea
that we are good Nazarenes, and we were
laughing about everything. I think she asked at least half a dozen times
what we had been drinking. She was not
convinced when we told her only frozen lemonade and water. She asked us where we were from, and we
responded with conflicting answers. This
only added to her entertainment, because she misunderstood and thought we had
met, for the first time, that morning, as opposed to understanding that we had
intentionally made travel plans to meet at the airport. As our conversation went on, it got better
and better. By the time she learned that
we had left seven children at home to travel to Disney World by ourselves, she couldn't take much
more. She asked, "How old are
they?" After listing the ages of
all of the children, I assured her that they have competent fathers. Then we told her that we ate cupcakes for
lunch. She wanted to know what the
children ate. We explained that we had
no idea. We made a joke about the Disney
safety precaution sign that said to supervise children. I said, "We don't have to do that,
because our children aren't here!" I
think Jean finally determined that it was better that we had left the children
at home. She threatened to call our
husbands. She asked a Jungle Cruise cast
member if there is a Disney jail. He threatened to detain us in It's a
Small World. We got control of ourselves
long enough to board the boat.
At some point, we realized that Jean was all alone. Originally, I thought she belonged to the
family in front of us, but she didn't.
It's sort of crazy that you can find lonely people even at the happiest
place on earth. I mean, I really have no
idea. She might have been traveling with
family or friends or a travel group.
They may have been spread throughout the park or waiting for her to
reconnect after her trip into the jungle.
But, at least for a few moments, she was alone... until she wasn't...
because two over-the-top, exceedingly silly mothers without children had joined
her in line, joined her on the ride, laughed all the way through it...
When we disembarked, I couldn't help myself. I had to have a selfie with Jean. We took several, because it was dark. It's a terrible picture. She was absolutely enamored by the
capability. As it turns out, I am super
talented at talking people into taking their first selfies... with me... come
on, it's a life skill...
I told her that I'm a blogger. I told her that I was going to write about
her. I asked her name and she gave me
what she thought was her email address.
In the interest of privacy, I'm not going to post it here, but truly,
friends, it was so generic there is absolutely no possible way that this is actually
her e-mail address. I am tempted to send
the selfie, just in case... When Jean
walked around the corner, Sara and I doubled over in laughter. I said, "I think we just ministered to
her." Sara said, "I think she just ministered to us!" And she was right. Absolutely right.
Hebrews
13:2, "Do not forget to show hospitality to strangers, for by so doing
some people have shown hospitality to angels without knowing it"
(NIV).
This has me thinking...
I wonder how often we miss the blessing of having people run through our
lives, even if only for a moment. I
highly doubt I will ever run across Jean again.
It's sad, really, because she was so much fun! My life is better for having met her! I should talk to strangers more often...
L.
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